Austin.T.M.

Handjob Exercise Machine

The real audio track to the now famous Shake Weight commercial.

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I’ve been here before, a few times. And I’m quite aware we’re dying. And your hands, they shake with goodbyes. And I’ll take you back if you’d have me. So here, I am, I’m trying. So here, I am, are you ready.

Movies are pretty dumb, you guys.

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Honest Movie Titles: Oscars 2011
Black Swan: Ballerinas Be Crazy

Honest Movie Titles: Oscars 2011

Black Swan: Ballerinas Be Crazy

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ABCD Party Goes Well

Anything but clothes and dignity.

ABCD Party Goes Well

Anything but clothes and dignity.

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“Mr. Cody, there’s an ass loada trees out here, I bet that Johnny Appleseed mother fucker went buck wild in this spot.”

XD

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“Yo Mr. Cody, how many these mushrooms I gotta eat fo’ I Super Mario da fuck outta dis place?”

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